May 31, 2008

A:   momma is trying to kill me, i think.
B:  don't be saying those kinds of things, terrence...it's counter-productive.
A: yes,  i'm not making it up.  she came into my room in the middle of the night - with a sharp knife.
B: were you hoarding the cheese?
A: no
B: then what was she doing with the knife?
A: she was just holding it, in the doorway - raised to her chest, point down ... 
B: how did you know?
A: I was staring right at her 
B: did you say anything?

cut to: momma sliding out of the doorway, staring at terrence with his covers pulled up to his nose.

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